POST 314.

The reason for the missing picture at the beginning of the post is purely because of the school's cruel intentions of not allowing me to access deviantart. No, I'm entirely joking. 

My post for today, If I ever am successful in world domination. 

1.   I would eliminate all mountainous hilly walking trails. 

Reason being, I realised what an absolute waste of land those things are. Not to mention, the insanity of walking up and down those sandy, wheat plant filled narrow roads - a crime against humanity. Not only is it terribly annoying those things are sweeping across your legs as you move through them, try walking through that, and then up slopes and down under the hot sun. Yes, indeed after that torturous "mountain hiking" trip I was forced to go 2 weeks ago, I have decided that these areas should honestly be moved under the "Non-existent Section". Simply for the sake of the other unfortunate people who have to go through "hiking" because it's a family thing. 

2.   Teaching little kids the proper use of roller bags, if they still exist. 

Little kids dashing out in mobs with their roller bags behind them is probably one of the most annoying things. Fine they do probably help, since you're dragging your books along instead of carrying them. But honestly, little kids mobbing seniors (like myself, ah hah.) with their roller bags, sigh. I do not like having roller bag wheel marks right across my new sneaker shoes and I don't think anyone would either. 

3.   Elder siblings being held responsible for their younger siblings' mistakes shall be against the law. (Hah.)

No, it's not called taking care of your younger brother, it's simply being his punching bag. "Your brother failed his chinese and it is your job to help him improve." So little things like reminding him to review his work and that kinda crap is fine with me but blaming me for him not studying his chinese is like, what has the world turned into? Not only do I have to finish up my work, I have to tend to my selfish, irresponsible brother who constantly makes up "school work" excuses to get out of studying his chinese. Maybe it's just an asian family thing, or perhaps it was because my dad grew up under the influence which he had to take care of his 4 other siblings. Well sorry, this ain't the 1960s no more. Welcome to the 21st century (:

4.   P.E classes are not compulsory.

After realising that the no matter how great my grades I achieved in other subjects are, it'd never be, that great overall. Simple reason, I flunked P.E, having an overall score of 3 all because of my inability to swim well or, to serve over the net during volleyball. Ever since I had my first P.E lesson in school, I knew that my body just wasn't equipped with any athletic P.E traits, whatever. I mean, coming in almost last in almost in every sprint has to mean something, right? And no, I don't need to be reminded every P.E lesson of how incapable I am in sports.

5.   Working hours (as well as school hours) shall start at 10 and end at 5.

The fact that I hate waking up early on weekday mornings just suddenly came to my mind. I am tired of being waken up at 6:30 a.m. in the morning, worse still in the middle of a good dream. Honestly, we students need sleep and I'm sure when it's time for me to work, I need sleep too.

6.   School uniforms shall be banned.

No need to elaborate on this one, who's not tired of wearing the same awful uniform as everyone else? CASUAL FOR ALL! :D

And have I mentioned I'm blogging on a bus?